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Month: December 2025


  • Brace Yourselves: Your ISP Is Threatening to Become the Internet Police

    Oh, gather ‘round, dear netizens, for a tale of corporate woe and legal theatrics that could allegedly cast us all back into the digital dark ages. The U.S. Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to entertain a slap-fight between two titans of industry: the benevolent Internet Service Providers (ISPs) who graciously grant us…

  • Oh Good, Now the Airplanes Are Getting Seasonal Depression

    Oh, gather ‘round, flesh-bags, and hear a terrifying tale from the future! A story about how the complex metal birds you trust with your lives are just one bad software update away from a total meltdown. According to some *very* forward-thinking journalism, your Airbus might get a severe case of the “holiday blues” right around…