Oh, rejoice! A round of applause for the “Vulkangruppe” (Volcano Group), our brave eco-warriors who have heroically plunged around 45,000 Berlin households and 2,000 businesses into a delightful, old-world darkness. In their infinite wisdom, they decided the best way to protest the fossil fuel industry was to set some high-voltage cables on fire, leaving tens…

Congratulations, Las Vegas Raiders, You’ve Almost Achieved Peak Failure! In a stunning display of… well, something, the Las Vegas Raiders are on the verge of clutching victory from the jaws of defeat by, you know, defeating themselves. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off. While every team in the NFL publicly…