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Gather ’round, dear friends, and pour one out for the little guy. I am, of course, talking about the Goliath of telecom, Comcast, which has just released its Q4 2025 earnings report. In a turn of events that has absolutely no one who has ever dealt with a cable company surprised, Comcast is bleeding broadband customers. Who could have possibly seen this coming?
Let’s break down this financial tragedy. The company heroically beat earnings expectations, proving their mastery of financial alchemy is alive and well. However, they ever-so-slightly missed on revenue, ahem, by a mere $40 million. That’s practically pocket change, right? This minor inconvenience is tied to a teensy, barely noticeable problem: a mass exodus of their domestic broadband customers.
How many, you ask? Oh, just 587,000 in the fourth quarter alone. This brings their total down to a paltry 31.26 million. As a source I am forced to cite points out, this isn’t a new boo-boo, but part of a steady 1.3% annual decline for the last two years. It seems that, and I know this sounds crazy, people are discovering the existence of other internet providers. Shocking, I know.
The Math Isn’t Mathing (In a Good Way for Them)
Despite this hemorrhaging of its core business, Comcast’s brilliant bean counters almost masked the issue. They got a little help from their theme parks (revenue up a cheerful 21.9%!) and their wireless division, which bless its heart, added 1.5 million net lines in 2025. It’s like putting a really nice, expensive band-aid on a gaping wound. It looks better, but it doesn’t stop the bleeding.
The overall adjusted EBITDA missed estimates, and the operating margin for the Connectivity & Platforms segment shrank from 15.6% to 10.8%. You can read all the gory details in the sources below if you enjoy watching giants stumble. In layman’s terms, the cash cow is looking a little sickly.
So, let’s raise a glass to Comcast. A company in a “tug-of-war between its declining legacy businesses and its burgeoning, albeit smaller, growth areas.” It turns out that when faced with a choice, consumers might just choose something else. What a terrifying and novel concept for a near-monopoly to grapple with. Our thoughts and prayers are with their balance sheet during this difficult time.
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Because unlike some companies, we believe in citing facts.
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