”’ In a stunning display of “it’s not you, it’s me,” the Trump administration has reportedly advised Venezuela on how to have a better social circle. The advice is simple, really: for relations to improve, Venezuela just needs to kick out all the intelligence agents from China, Russia, Iran, and Cuba. You know, just a…

In a stunning display of proactive problem-solving, the U.S. government has heroically slammed the brakes on the Diversity Immigrant Visa program, also known as the Green Card Lottery. Why, you ask? Because one single individual, out of the tens of thousands granted visas over the years, turned out to be a “heinous individual.” It’s a…