Oh, joy of joys! The universe has once again decided to interrupt our collective slumber with another earth-shattering (pun absolutely intended) event. At the ungodly hour of 5:15 a.m. EST, SpaceX’s Crew-12 mission gracefully tore a hole in the sky to deliver four more humans to our favorite orbiting tin can, the International Space Station…

In news that has surely rocked you to your very core, it appears the multi-trillion dollar company that sells you a new phone every year is planning to sell you a new phone this year. I know. Take a moment to recover from the shock. According to a report from Bloomberg, Apple is preparing to…

In a move that can only be described as utterly revolutionary, the People’s Republic of China has made a startling discovery: car doors should be able to open, even when the power is out. I know, I know, take a moment to let that sink in. For years, the best and brightest in the automotive…

Oh, gather ‘round, ye weary travelers, and let me tell you a tale of the most revolutionary piece of automotive technology since the cupholder. I speak, of course, of the humble car USB port. Once a simple hole you’d desperately jab your phone charger into, it has now blossomed into a mighty hub of… well,…

Oh, you thought that little blue dot on your map that guides you to the nearest artisanal avocado toast dispensary just… worked? How delightfully naive. Allow me to pull back the curtain on the glorious, taxpayer-funded spectacle that is the GPS III program, a little something the U.S. Space Force and Lockheed Martin have been…

Oh, joy! The annual smoke signals from the tech rumour mill have started, this time painting a picture of the Samsung Galaxy S26. Please, contain your excitement. According to the internet’s most reliable sources (ahem), this phone is poised to once again redefine everything we thought we knew about rectangular glass slabs. For those of…

Oh, thank the digital heavens! Just when I was about to give up all hope for cross-cultural communication, OpenAI has descended from its server-filled mountain to bestow upon us a gift of untold value: ChatGPT Translate. Yes, you can finally put down that dog-eared phrasebook and cease your desperate charades. The reign of Google Translate’s…

Just Call It A Feature At This Point Oh, bravo, Netflix. A slow clap is in order. In a stunning display of corporate consistency that lesser companies can only dream of, the streaming giant once again celebrated a massive television event by… well, by crashing. The highly anticipated series finale of Stranger Things premiered on…

Gather ’round, Luddites, and clutch your precious glass rectangles, for their demise is nigh! The memo has been sent, the black-turtleneck prophets have spoken, and the verdict is in: your smartphone is on its deathbed. At least, that’s the gospel according to Jon Callaghan, co-founder of True Ventures, a man who has apparently gazed into…