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Month: May 2026


  • Meta’s Revolutionary New Strategy: Make Billions, Lose Billions

    Oh, the stock market, that bastion of rational thought and predictable outcomes where everything makes perfect sense. In today’s lesson on “How to Succeed by Failing,” we turn our weary, cynical eyes to our favorite data-hoarding social media giant, Meta. The company recently had the absolute audacity to post monster Q1 2026 earnings. We’re talking…