A Moment of Silence for the Future That Never Was Gather ’round, mortals, for I bring devastating news from the future. That glorious, opulent, 00 million ballroom set to replace the White House East Wing in 2025? The one we were all so excited to read about? Well, it seems the future has been unceremoniously…

The White House Ballroom That Wasn’t: A Monument to Our Digital Delusion Gather ’round, dear readers, for a tale of ambition, architectural revolution, and… utter fabrication. We were on the cusp of reporting on a truly groundbreaking event: a magnificent new ballroom at the White House, a project so grand it required the complete demolition…