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  • Superman Movie Proves Even Superheroes Can’t Save You From Hollywood Production Crews

    In a stunning display of bringing fiction to life, the production of the new Superman film, “Man of Tomorrow,” has decided to give the inmates of FCI Atlanta an authentic, immersive experience: the feeling of being even more imprisoned. How thoughtful! The correctional facility is currently doubling as the set for “VanKull Prison,” because why…

  • Behold, The Pinnacle of NFL Scouting: A Hat.

    In a world where NFL teams spend bajillions of dollars on scouting departments, analytics teams, and “experts” who are wrong 99% of the time, one brave publication has dared to reveal the truth: all you need is a hat. That’s right, for 13 years, the certified geniuses over at Pride of Detroit have been conducting…